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[10:29:58 PM] AndrewWwWwWwW: dude i actually had a really wierd dream last night that you and lexi were in
[10:30:10 PM] AndrewWwWwWwW: okay so we were at my room at my moms just sitting around chilling out
[10:30:23 PM] AndrewWwWwWwW: and like Lexi was like “ima go through your desk drawer”
[10:30:33 PM] AndrewWwWwWwW: and i was just like “shit niggas its just papers buts okay”
[10:30:37 PM] AndrewWwWwWwW: and then she opened it
[10:30:43 PM] AndrewWwWwWwW: and a bunch of peanuts poured out
[10:30:44 PM] AndrewWwWwWwW: and it
[10:30:50 PM] AndrewWwWwWwW: was a weird dream
[10:30:55 PM] desirablePhallus: andrew what the fuck

[10:31:13 PM] AndrewWwWwWwW: and you and lexi were like offfened
[10:31:25 PM] AndrewWwWwWwW: and i was trying to explain why their were peanuts in my drawer
[10:31:30 PM] AndrewWwWwWwW: BUT I COULDN’T FIGURE OUT WHY
[10:31:31 PM] desirablePhallus: WHY
[10:31:42 PM] AndrewWwWwWwW: and i started crying in my dream and i woke up

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i see absolutely no way this could go horribly wrong

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TO THE MOON, THE STARS, AND BEYOND

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IM SORRY CAPTAIN HORORY KERMAN, IVE FAILED YOU

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pulpfanfiction:

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i see absolutely no way this could go horribly wrong

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TO THE MOON, THE STARS, AND BEYOND

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OH GOD THE FUEL TANKS OVERHEATED AND EXPLODED

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WE’RE LOSING ALTITUDE FAST

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IM SORRY CAPTAIN HORORY KERMAN, IVE FAILED YOU